Living in the Vale of Vapidity

Hello! I am Elise and this is my blog. I like things a lot. Weird things, too. I am nerdy. Like, really nerdy...

On my blog you shall see:
- A lot of personal stuff. This is a blog after all.
- Shakespeare. I love Shakespeare.
- Classic Literature.
- Acting stuff. I am an actress and I plan to be until the day I die.
- TV Shows. I don't post TOO much about shows, but I have been known to post about them. If you want to know what tv shows I like, there is a link just below that says "My TV Shows". They are all listed there.
- Actors. I like actors. A lot. I obsess about them excessively. I try to contain myself, but I can't always control this unrequited love.
- Other stuff. I just post about stuff that tickles my fancy and I have a very whimsical fancy so it can be a bit vain to try to predict what I'll post.

Erm. Well, I suppose that is all for now. If you want to know anything else, you can submit your inquiries below.

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  • July 3rd
    12:08 PM

    guys

    aru:

    if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

    that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

    (via riptollyolly)

    June 30th
    12:29 AM

    Alright, peeps.

    I am obviously no good at running two blogs so I am going to go back to my old one. 

    my url is justanotherinfatuation.tumblr.com

    go follow that one. For now, I will leave this one here just for post references. I may eventually delete it though. My posts on the other one are pretty much the same as the posts on this one. I will be going through and following everyone on my other blog. 

    So yeah. 

    June 26th
    11:04 PM

    So. Question.

    Do any of you lovely people live in the Tallahassee/Panama City region?

    I will be driving through there in a few weeks and I would love to have lunch with you because, ya know, I love you.

    So if you do and you care to meet up, send me a message or something and we can plan! :)

    ?

    June 20th
    3:48 PM

    I can’t find my pearls and I am so depressed.

    June 16th
    12:17 AM

    Green Tea and Classical music.

    That is how I spend my Friday nights. Oh, and whole wheat bagel was invited to the party, too. He didn’t stay long though. :) 

    Who needs best friends and their stupid new boyfriends who you may or may not have been crushing on for 2 years. Beethoven named a song after me so ha. Take your dumb relationship elsewhere. 

    June 15th
    12:36 AM

    I can’t sleep.

    I put on some Beethoven hoping it would help but, as you can see, it hasn’t. C’mon Beethoven. Don’t let me down. Or…I guess it this case…do put me down….

    12:33 AM

    rocketship-cowboy:

    lololfaggottron:

    asteroidqueen:

    Sometimes I pretend to be a dolphin. I’m 20 years old.

    Sometimes I pretend to be a robot. I’m 18 years old. 

    Sometimes I pretend to be a dinosaur in outer space. I’m 19 years old.

    Sometimes, as I lay in bed at night, I pretend to be in a movie playing the innocent victim of some freak accident who is laying unconscious in a hospital bed who wakes up at the dramatic and teary confession of the emotionally distraught lover causing a massive plot twist that results in the undoing of several different characters.

    Oh. And I am 18 years old. If that is important.

    (Source: trashslut, via monsieur-x-rocketship-deactivat)

    June 14th
    2:54 PM

    I sing along with the vacuum. 

    2:24 PM
    June 13th
    11:03 PM

    I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom

    • Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
    • Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
    • Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
    • Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.